I’m a model citizen; I work hard for my money
I’m a model citizen; I’ve a job they say I’m lucky
I’m a model citizen; I do what they tell me
All week long they crack the whip
When the weekend comes, then I let rip

I drunk more than I should have
But less than I could have

I’m a model citizen; I put food on the table
I’m a model citizen; Reliable and stable

Oooh Blah, Blah, Blah
Bah Bah, Bah Bah
Oooh Blah, Blah, Blah
Bah Bah, Bah Bah

I’m a model citizen; obedient and faithful
I’m a model citizen; expendable, still grateful
I’m a model citizen; don’t ask too many questions
Waited all week long for this
Now I’m going on the piss

I drunk more than I should have
But less than I could have

I’m a model citizen; I’m docile when I’m drinking
I’m a model citizen; at least that’s what they’re thinking