The kids want to peep, too excited to sleep Listening for sleigh bells Hear drunks in the street Mistletoe is hung, Christmas has begun Gran found the sherry and wants to have fun When suddenly outside it all springs to life Santa got there early on his pimped up ride He said I’m here on my bike the reindeer’s are on strike I’ve got this brand new engine it’s been modified’ There were fairy lights on everybody’s bikes When Santa rocked up on his Harley it was party time, Rudolph left behind We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a very merry […]

Scream, scream, it’s Halloween Take out all the blondes and behead the prom queen Screams, screams in every scene Halloween There’s always one that falls Can’t open any doors The car that always stalls Guess what? You’re the victim! Don’t want to be found Try not to make a sound But then you turn around Guess what? You’re the victim! Scream, scream, it’s Halloween Take out all the blondes and behead the prom queen Screams, screams in every scene Halloween The pretty girls alone The rattling of bones Another broken phone Guess what? You’re the victim! Only happens when it’s night There’s never any light Paralysed with fright Guess what? […]